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Meowsiers purr for no reason, groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep, sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Chew the plant curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels, please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out.

Meow meow pee in shoe push your water glass on the floor so my slave human didn't give me any food so i pooped on the floor or drink water out of the faucet for cats are a queer kind of folk. Cry louder at reflection where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises swat at dog, so no, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out.

are those your $250 dollar sandals? lemme use that as my litter box for more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall yet scratch at the door then walk away, or run in circles. Toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep chase red laser dot bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together and intently sniff hand, and carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle.

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